"<i>“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"</i>
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<i> To propose to the daughter of your choice, please first read through our dos and don’ts and then fill out the form below for our review. Any form that violates our policies as outlined in the dos and don’ts will be rejected. We have numerous proposals to go through and then the familiy needs to decide, so please allow 6-8 weeks for a final response. If a Daughter chooses someone else in the meantime, you will be notified.
DOs:
Be romantic! This is a marriage proposal, not a business transaction
Explain why you have chosen this particular daughter to marry out of all the others
Detail what you are looking for in a wife – what you expect out of a life-partner, the qualities that are important to you.
Describe what kind of life you would be able to provide for a wife
DON’Ts:
Do not be sexual or sexually explicit in any way.
Do not describe the Daughter’s body other than to say things like “pretty†or “beautiful smile.â€
Do not specify contact info – we will provide your form to your prospective bride’s family and it is up to them to contact you either through us or directly. It is fine to write in general terms such as “northeast†or “southwest.â€
Do not specify your age, except in a range such as “20s, 30s, 40s, 50s†etc.
Do not specify your income save as above in terms of what you would be able to provide
Do not include or attach a photo (you can’t anyway) – the Daughter may ask you for a photo or not, at her discretion.
Don’t include your full name.
Do not propose to multiple Daughters or all your proposals will be rejected </i>
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