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Posted by pamsterdam on 2008-03-04 05:32:58 +0000

Funniest MySpace Friend Request

I'm sorry - I know that everyone gets dozens of these every day, but this morning takes the cake.

Some guy in South Holland has evidently sent friend requests to all women in Holland. He's started a massage business which caters solely to women and specialises in "erotic massage". And he charges money for this. It's f*cking hilarious. On what planet does a woman have to pay money for some stranger to rub her all over? I mean, come on.

And he actually writes, "In principle, I leave my clothes on." Yeah, I bet you do.
Posted by tgl on 2008-03-04 16:11:00 +0000
Your implication that male sex workers do not service female clients is sexist. Please view <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064665/">Midnight Cowboy</a> 50 times.
Posted by pamsterdam on 2008-03-04 16:23:50 +0000
Women don't have to pay for sex. It's a natural law. I don't know about how it worked in 1969, but in 2008 there are loads of websites geared toward any number of fetishes - to the extent that even ugly, old, limbless women don't have to pay for sex.

That being said, I imagine that some women do need to pay for sex with rampantly attractive young men. But seeing as those are probably the same women who think that what matters is inner beauty, I reckon they don't care to have sex with rampantly attractive young men.
Posted by ConorClockwise on 2008-03-04 17:40:05 +0000
.. and you will learn that it is nearly impossible for male sex workers to service female clients, even in the movies.
Posted by tendiamonds on 2008-03-04 17:50:31 +0000
Maybe not in 1969, but in <a href="http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0097790/">1989</a> even an inexperienced lad gets paid, at least, in the movies.
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