Your 2008 Expletive Greys:
C: Brian McCann, ATL
1B: Mark Teixera, ATL
2B: Kelly Johnson, ATL
SS: Stephen Drew, ARI
3B: Adrian Beltre, SEA
MI: Dustin Pedroia, BOS
CI: Paul Konerko, CHW
OF: Magglio Ordonez, DET
OF: Jeremy Hermedia, FLA
OF: Juan Pierre, LAD
OF: Reggie Willets, LAA
DH: Jason Giambi, NYY
SP: John Lackey, LAA
SP: Brandon Webb, ARI
SP: Dan Haren, ARI
SP: James Shields, TB
SP: Tim Hudson, ATL
SP: Brian Bannister, KC
SP: Adam Wainwright, STL
RP: George Sherril, BAL
A little too ATL- and ARI-centric for my tastes, but I'm feelin' pretty good.