HEY THEDUANE, I FOUND YOUR VALHALLA!
<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/27/fashion/27vegan.html?_r=1&pagewanted=all&oref=slogin">You know you want to go</a>.
Road trip, anyone? I'd be willing to fly over for this... I'm making it a point to visit at least one strip joint in every country I've been to, and I haven't "done" America yet.