Happy Birthday, Elizabeth II
Yes, that's right. It's the Queen's 82nd birthday today. I hope you'll all join me in wishing her many happy returns.
But ALSO, we're getting very close to the birthday of my beloved spouse. She'll be turning thirtysomething this weekend, and she'd like all of you to join us at the bowling alley in East Boston's Central Square on Saturday night. No presents necessary, unless you'd like to bring her a diamond tiara or a fancier iPod than the one she has now.
We'll probably be at the bowling alley (just up Saratoga Street from Central Square in Eastie) from around 7:30 onwards.