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Posted by tgl on 2008-04-29 02:34:33 +0000

Totally blown away... Clemens is a Mormon? Sheesh.

Posted by pamsterdam on 2008-04-29 06:44:17 +0000

I'm speechless, especially as baseball players are pretty much uniformly the least attractive of all sportsmen and Mr Clemens is hardly an exception. But as my charming & lovely robot friend Amy says: "Roger Clemens had a 10-year affair with suicidal drug-addict country singer Mindy McCready. Romance began at a Ft Myers, FL karaoke bar when she was 15. What a jerk. Gee, I wonder why Mindy's been so messed up as an adult?" Yeah, what she said. And also? If I was a hot 15-year-old hell-bent on having an affair with an older sportsman I would totally be going after a basketball or soccer player. Sayin'.

Posted by dyedon8 on 2008-04-29 07:25:21 +0000

My post-steroid sympathy has waned drastically.

Posted by G lib on 2008-04-29 12:42:27 +0000

Someone's gotta be pretty fucked up to do this: "My wife, Debbie, and my sons - Koby, Kory, Kacy and Kody - mean more to me than anything in the world.

Posted by tgl on 2008-04-29 13:32:52 +0000

"Koby, Kory, Kacy and Kody" Seriously fucked up.

Posted by tendiamonds on 2008-04-29 13:55:14 +0000

Does he want to have 17 more so he can have 21 Ks?

Posted by tommy on 2008-04-29 14:07:54 +0000

And if you were a hot 101-year-old, you'd be going after hockey players.

Posted by pamsterdam on 2008-04-29 14:16:42 +0000

A few other "all my kids' names start with the same letter" peeps: Antoine "Fats" Domino (they all start with A) Bill Cosby (they all start with E "for excellence") Calvin "Snoop Dog" Broadus (they all start with C)

Posted by pamsterdam on 2008-04-29 14:19:27 +0000

You got it, bucko. And you just know she's imagining some serious hair-pulling scenarios...

Posted by tgl on 2008-04-29 14:22:46 +0000

Let's not forget George Foreman. As someone who's named after his father, I can't be too parsimonious, I guess. But, there's a limit, isn't there?

Posted by pamsterdam on 2008-04-29 14:27:11 +0000

L: correction: It's Cordozar Calvin Broadus, Jr. and his kids' names all start with "Cor" (Corde, Cordell, and Cory). And the George Foreman shizzle is just f'ed up.

Posted by tendiamonds on 2008-04-29 14:48:18 +0000

Guilty.

Posted by G lib on 2008-04-29 14:58:30 +0000

And speaking about 15 year olds, bow about Miley and her K-fed wanna-be boyfriend?

Posted by dyedon8 on 2008-04-29 17:12:46 +0000

I can't believe you took it there, Glib.

Posted by G lib on 2008-04-29 17:41:02 +0000

What, to an additional current event dealing with sexualizing 15 year old pop stars that are going to end up train wrecks? Start watching at around 2:00.

Posted by jbcardinale on 2008-04-29 17:42:14 +0000

I'm with Rosie. http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20196376,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines but it is a shame when a fifteen year old is incredibly overexposed and overworked (seen her concert schedule?) and one day I'll get that freakin' song out of my head....

Posted by G lib on 2008-04-29 17:49:57 +0000

Rosie was talking about this crack whore photo that Annie Leibovitz took, not the candids posted above.

Posted by ConorClockwise on 2008-04-29 18:39:55 +0000

Who are these people?

Posted by pamsterdam on 2008-04-29 18:45:03 +0000

Children who were born in 1993. When we were all listening to the Mighty Mighty Bosstones.

Posted by ConorClockwise on 2008-04-29 18:54:23 +0000

Some how, I think the Rocket will sleaze and squeeze his way into the Hall of Fame. But the country is seeing him as the con man he always has been. Some where Will McDonough is smiling...

Posted by pchippy on 2008-04-29 20:39:20 +0000

Too what? You refuse to shave with Occam's razor?

Posted by dyedon8 on 2008-04-30 06:12:40 +0000

Are you, by chance, actually into Hannah Montana, or just the scandal?

Posted by tgl on 2008-04-30 14:33:29 +0000

It took me until right now to realize what you are guilty of. 10D and The Pants, now at Double A. Any chance of advancing to Triple A?

Posted by respectless on 2008-04-30 14:49:26 +0000

I don't think he gets in now. maybe we should start a hall of fame pool on who gets in from the following: Roger Clemens Barry Bonds Rafael Palmiero Mark MacGwire Sammy Sosa Billy Crystal Ben Affleck

Posted by dyedon8 on 2008-04-30 15:37:43 +0000

Bill James

Posted by TheFullCleveland on 2008-04-30 16:38:12 +0000

The Chicken

Posted by tendiamonds on 2008-04-30 17:00:41 +0000

No.

Posted by dyedon8 on 2008-04-30 17:06:06 +0000

A+!

Posted by tgl on 2008-05-02 22:29:41 +0000

Clemens is getting roasted, that's for sure. linky link

Posted by ConorClockwise on 2008-05-03 00:35:02 +0000

Nugget: "Richard Emery, one of McNamee’s lawyers, said he would be surprised if the suit is dropped. 'It’s much too rational a move for them [Clemens] to make,' he said. 'Everything about the way they’ve handled this case is irrational, so I wouldn’t expect them to act rationally now.'”

Posted by tgl on 2008-05-03 00:39:38 +0000

1989! Thought I was pretty slick listening to this in 1991.

Posted by dyedon8 on 2008-05-03 02:54:02 +0000

You were.