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Posted by loxocele on 2009-02-12 13:21:13 +0000

in bondage to masturbation? (audio potentially NSFW)

this got posted to the list for my burning man camp...and just in time for valentine's day!

<embed src="http://blip.tv/play/zW7n8HuHtG0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="624" height="522" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed>

this video is also featured in a <a href="http://www.2birds1blog.com/2009/02/glory-be-its-drinking-game-friday.html">drinking game</a> (though some of the blog text feels a little not-right to me).

Posted by pamsterdam on 2009-02-12 14:14:33 +0000

Yep, this is what evangelical Christianity does to people. Are these people Baptists? I wouldn't be surprised. Your body is bad, your desires are bad, you are bad.

Is it wrong that I found it kind of hot to hear these purity-obsessed young people talk so earnestly about how they used to touch themselves and how sinful and naughty they felt when they did it?

I want a "pro-masturbator" t-shirt.

Posted by Miriam on 2009-02-12 15:27:58 +0000

"This ain't Tonka. This ain't Mattel!"

I SO need to start making t-shirts.

Posted by virtue on 2009-02-12 15:52:12 +0000

How freaking long is this?

Posted by virtue on 2009-02-12 15:56:26 +0000

And have you read the <a href=http://www.p4cm.com/p4cm/poem/the_misery_of_masturbation>poem</a>?

Posted by Miriam on 2009-02-12 16:06:25 +0000

TOO long. Over 45 minutes. When you think it's almost through, it keeps going.

Posted by Corby Trouser Press on 2009-02-12 17:34:45 +0000

If I was forced to think about them whilst relaxing in a gentlemanly fashion the order would be:
Blair
Larrell
LaKai
Amy
Nyasha

Posted by pamsterdam on 2009-02-12 18:27:13 +0000

LaKai and Amy are the dirtiest. Don't ask me how I know.

Posted by ConorClockwise on 2009-02-12 19:28:00 +0000

Anyone else think that at minute 40, they should have taken all their clothes off and had an all out orgy with the title "Slave to Sin" scroll by?

Posted by loxocele on 2009-02-13 12:25:37 +0000

i would wear *that* shirt. and pamsterdam's shirt.

and there's clearly a need: as evidenced by the video, these young people today - they don't even know that masturbating IS PERFECTLY OKAY.

in fact, if you do it right, it's bloody awesome. *laughs*

Posted by loxocele on 2009-02-13 12:28:20 +0000

"addicted to crack" is not a good phrase to use in a poem about masturbation.

i'm going to go listen to some lust songs....

Posted by loxocele on 2009-02-13 12:36:38 +0000

Posted by Corby Trouser Press on 2009-02-14 19:51:04 +0000

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