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Posted by frame609 on 2004-10-15 19:16:40 +0000

Ol' dirty Keith Foulke By dirty, I mean 'nasty' not 'load 'em, bottom nine.'

Posted by frame609 on 2004-10-15 19:18:12 +0000

Alex Rodriguez Whatever. Think you're hot shit? Cabrera's better.

Posted by frame609 on 2004-10-15 22:22:46 +0000

Rideside dot net board y'all are so fucking boring shoot pigs in the face.

Posted by dawnbixtler on 2004-10-16 06:47:06 +0000

October rain falls Momentum shifts for the Sox Bronson Arroyo

Posted by frame609 on 2004-10-16 22:59:44 +0000

Indian shamans who did Boston rain dances I owe you ten bucks.

Posted by G lib on 2004-10-19 12:50:21 +0000

Glimmer of hope, yes! But it's not over, Damnit. I'm tired of baseball.

Posted by on 2004-10-19 13:12:09 +0000

[Not a haiku, and already out of date. But where else to post?] On Saturday the Yankees beat The Red Sox; Stephen King And Johnny Damon knew defeat And sniffled in their hankies. On Sunday evening, Donald Trump Is doing the same thing, For Jeter's in a batting slump: The Red Sox beat the Yankees!

Posted by on 2004-10-19 14:25:22 +0000

the thirteenth inning: now the cameras linger on the pretty girls

Posted by G lib on 2004-10-19 15:38:59 +0000

Is it likely we Could finish cloning Ortiz Twinny plays game 6?

Posted by tgl on 2004-10-19 15:56:35 +0000

Give us Sturtze that bum Quantrill, Herredia too I will cut your face

Posted by on 2004-10-19 17:08:20 +0000

Before the Game The lights are on at Fenway Park, Aloft against the orange dark. Below the clouds, above the lamps, A bloated, blazing blimp encamps. Below the lamps, above the grass: A coalescent human mass. Where are the players? No one sees (as yet) Rodriguez or Ortiz Within their sunken dens, or on The smooth expanse of emerald lawn. But on the grass, in green on green, The groundsman's masterpiece is seen: A giant pair of socks surround The circle of the pitcher's mound. The socks are not quite red, it's true, But neither are they Yankee blue.

Posted by tgl on 2004-10-19 17:40:13 +0000

I feel like I've been spanked.

Posted by frame609 on 2004-10-19 17:59:36 +0000

Ditto that.

Posted by dawnbixtler on 2004-10-19 18:52:17 +0000

The games go late into the night, The tying run is safe. Fenway banners show Red Sox love "Let's Go," "Believe" and "Faith." If there was a curse in beantown It's not one Pappi's seen. For Rivera frightens no one And A-Rod wears thirteen.