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Posted by frame609 on 2004-10-15 19:11:01 +0000

Red Sox haiku!

Bronson Arroyo
cold lampin' up on the mound
big pimpin' game three

Pedro Martinez
more: pre-game preparation
less: midget, hair care.

Doug Mirabelli
waiting for game four, kiddo.
We all miss you lots.

Manny Ramirez
Nice hit against Riveria.
Four more tonight, please.

Posted by on 2004-10-15 19:16:40 +0000
Ol' dirty Keith Foulke
By dirty, I mean 'nasty'
not 'load 'em, bottom nine.'

Posted by on 2004-10-15 19:18:12 +0000
Alex Rodriguez
Whatever. Think you're hot shit?
Cabrera's better.

Posted by on 2004-10-15 22:22:46 +0000
Rideside dot net board
y'all are so fucking boring
shoot pigs in the face.

Posted by on 2004-10-16 06:47:06 +0000
October rain falls
Momentum shifts for the Sox
Bronson Arroyo

Posted by on 2004-10-16 22:59:44 +0000
Indian shamans
who did Boston rain dances
I owe you ten bucks.

Posted by on 2004-10-19 12:50:21 +0000
Glimmer of hope, yes!
But it's not over, Damnit.
I'm tired of baseball.

Posted by on 2004-10-19 13:12:09 +0000
[Not a haiku, and already out of date. But where else to post?]

On Saturday the Yankees beat
The Red Sox; Stephen King
And Johnny Damon knew defeat
And sniffled in their hankies.

On Sunday evening, Donald Trump
Is doing the same thing,
For Jeter's in a batting slump:
The Red Sox beat the Yankees!

Posted by on 2004-10-19 14:25:22 +0000
the thirteenth inning:
now the cameras linger
on the pretty girls

Posted by on 2004-10-19 15:38:59 +0000
Is it likely we
Could finish cloning Ortiz
Twinny plays game 6?

Posted by on 2004-10-19 15:56:35 +0000
Give us Sturtze that bum
Quantrill, Herredia too
I will cut your face

Posted by on 2004-10-19 17:08:20 +0000
Before the Game

The lights are on at Fenway Park,
Aloft against the orange dark.

Below the clouds, above the lamps,
A bloated, blazing blimp encamps.

Below the lamps, above the grass:
A coalescent human mass.

Where are the players? No one sees
(as yet) Rodriguez or Ortiz

Within their sunken dens, or on
The smooth expanse of emerald lawn.

But on the grass, in green on green,
The groundsman's masterpiece is seen:

A giant pair of socks surround
The circle of the pitcher's mound.

The socks are not quite red, it's true,
But neither are they Yankee blue.

Posted by on 2004-10-19 17:40:13 +0000
I feel like I've been spanked.

Posted by on 2004-10-19 17:59:36 +0000
Ditto that.

Posted by on 2004-10-19 18:52:17 +0000
The games go late into the night,
The tying run is safe.
Fenway banners show Red Sox love
"Let's Go," "Believe" and "Faith."

If there was a curse in beantown
It's not one Pappi's seen.
For Rivera frightens no one
And A-Rod wears thirteen.

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